Funny Convos, Funny friends, Funny internet finds: 2.0

I’d like to think I’m funny. But reality is that I’m not. I’m funny because my friends are funny and I laugh at them and they laugh at me laughing. I laugh at everything. I’m currently at the library on a common table surrounded by 6 strangers, I’ve just silently laughed at my iMessage convo with a friends and watched a funny vid, I get strange stares, not because I’m funny but because I’m weird and they’re not my friends.

Because I laugh so much. I have this fear I’ll be a weird bride. Watching this video made me realize that is critical that I should start that ab control practice for my wedding day, because judging at my current laugh-state (my friends can testify), I could end up like this bride.

If not, never married. My mama says my laughter will never get me a husband.

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Also my funny friend, who gave me the permission to post this

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Also my internet findings:

Disclaimer: I stalk these myself, not 9gag/buzzfeed material. If it is, it’s pure coincidence

A comment from this video

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Also… this is not funny. But more of how uncultured the people of Melbourne are still these days. The post has been deleted, but I thankfully did a screenshot before it did. Racism still exists, even when this is supposedly the “World’s best city to live in”. Everyone comes flocking here for fairytales, but no, it’s not.

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I’m not saying I hate Melbourne. I love it here. I was born here, this is my birth country and I’ve grown to love it again after spending my childhood abroad for a very long time. Immigration is never a fairytale, it takes effort to fit in. From personal experience: It’s hard, but it’s worth it.

Sometimes, fitting in is a chance at survival. Of course, don’t lose a part of yourself.

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Coffee Theory and Hilarious Comments

This is going to be a more laid back post.

My friends and I love making up silly theories about life and general everyday things. I met these pair of cousins during boarding school and they shared me their personal theory called the “Coffee Theory“.

Basically, coffee will make you poop straight after you drink it. The power of caffeine.

It’s not proven but it was what the cousins observed about themselves and apparently it worked on them. One of them had constipating problems and it was cured with coffee. Surprisingly, majority of the time I do buy coffee (not all the time), I somehow consciously find myself pooping after too. I honestly don’t know whether it’s a psychological thing or a true fact. But there you go. The Coffee Theory.

It happened again today after I bought my $1 7 Eleven Regular Flat White before my lecture. I honestly thought it would be an extra boost for my concentration. I obviously forgot about the theory. I was iMessaging my dad during the lecture and this is how it went… seriously wanted to poop. (side note: don’t follow my example, concentrate in your lectures)

Screen Shot 2014-09-10 at 9.37.54 amYes that last line. It didn’t work. Obviously the $1 was wasted on time used to wondering when the lecture is going to finish. what a fail.

Also during the week. Since mid-sems were over and all, I spent heaps of time on facebook and Youtube, I found some gold comments.. HAHAHA

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Also this comment was found in one if the Youtube vids on the Chroma video by the Royal Ballet. Basically the dancers were wearing leotards, very normal if you are a dancer

Screen Shot 2014-09-09 at 1.43.08 pmHAHA… glue.

And this one, from this video featuring Adam Levine (you should know who he is)

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I haven’t eaten them for a while. Makes me crave them and I want 5 flavours thanks haha

toodles, have a good day